Whistling in the Dark

So I read the book "Whistling in the Dark," as a request from my mum, and LOVED it! It is about the O'Malley sisters, Sally and Troo, and their life on Vliet Street. There is a murderer and molester running around, and he has already killed two little girls. Sally knows she is next on the list. Before her dad died, she promised him she would look after Troo, her younger sister of 10 months. When their mom has to go to the hospital for a while, Nell, the oldest sister, is supposed to take care of Sally and Troo. But she is too busy with her boyfriend, and their step-dad is too busy getting drunk to take care of them. So Sally and Troo have to rely on the care of their nieghbors. Sally is sure she knows who the killer is, but there are several suprising twists. So, on my request, read it!
After I read the book, I noticed that Sally reminds me of somebody. Here is a description of her:
"I had green eyes that sat under eyebrows almost invisible to the naked eye but had some bulkiness to them. I was not as tall as Troo, even though she was younger than me. I had long legs but small feet and hands because I was born a month early. And I had no freckles on my face. Not one. But I had been told once or twice that I had darling dimples and nice thick blond hair." Sally is also sort of a push over, and pretty much does whatever anyone tells her to do. She is kind, and can't break a promise. Who does that remind you of? Does it remind you of a certain little girl, with blond hair, long legs, and was born a month early? Is her name Arlie Belle Moore. Yup. I read this description to Arlie, and she pretty much dropped to the floor. She claims the author was stalking her. Yeah, um, no. But really the only difference is the green eyes. So it's kinda creepy. But, still, an awesome book.

Haha.....yeah......

Ok, ok. I know I haven't posted for a little while. Ok, a long while. Ok! I haven't posted in forever! But I couldn't think of anything to write about. Yes, my life is THAT boring. JK. But seriously, I need to write. So here I go.
Alrighty, let's see now. Hmmm...well, since my last post, school has ended. Yippee. OH,OH,OH! I have exciting news! So, I'm sure most of you have heard about me being picked as the honoree for the Jingle Bell Run. But if you haven't, now you know. I am extremely excited to go to all of the meeting and interviews. I already went to one of them, and everyone there was really nice. There is only one problem. Now my friends all call me "Poster Child". Excellent. Oh well. A good punch in the sniffer can fix that. Ha. I'm totally kidding.
Well, I promise I will post more often from now on. Ta-ta for now!

Not. Funny.

So tonight I was home alone with Arlie, Arlie's best friend Rylie, and Harrison. The parents were at shop chocolate factory tour thing and Hayley was up the street at a birthday party. Harrison was watching tv, Arlie and Rylie were playing with clay, and I was on the computer, when we suddenly hear loud banging and tapping on the office window. This made me jump out of my seat, because I was in the office. Harrison started calling my name in a panicked voice, and when I go to find him, Arlie ran over to me and started freaking out. I told them that it was probably just our parents or Hayley trying to freak us out. Then we heard banging on the door and walls, Arlie and Rylie burst into tears, and Harrison flung a phone at me, telling me to call 911. Instead, I called my mom and asked her where she was. She said that she was still at the factory, so I told her what was happening. She told me that she was going to call our neighboor, Jason, and tell him to check on us. This made me feel better, because Jason would beat anyone who was trying to scare us to a pulp in 30 seconds flat. In other words, he kicks a**. As soon as I hung up the phone, we heard calm knocking on the door. We knew it couldn't be Jason, because it hadn't even been 3 seconds since I hung up the phone. The knocking then got louder, louder, and louder. I got so mad that I went to the door, flung it open, and when I saw Hayley and her friends laughing, I yelled, "You guys made Arlie cry!" You should have seen the smiles drop off their faces! Then they all started apologizing, and Arlie wouldn't let Hayley touch her. I said, "You better call Mommy, because Jason's on his way over." So she apologized to Jason, and the whole group left, after apologizing to Arlie and us.

The reason we were so scared is because it was like dejavu. A few years ago, Hayley was in charge of about 5 kids, including me, because our parents were at supper club. Our neighbor, DeVon, decided it would be hilarious to ding-dong-ditch us, then knock on our windows. So it was basically the exact same thing. I'm mad because I know that Hayley was terrified that night. She was the one in charge of all the kids, as was I tonight. So she basically put me in the same position as she was in. And now she is probably going to kill me for writing about this, but I say she deserves it. Not funny Hayley.

xoxo*HannaH*oxox

Just a little poem

Everyone I tell this to thinks it's hilarious.

Spider spider on the wall
Have you got no sense at all?
Don't you know that wall's been plastered?
Get off that wall you stupid spider!

HA!!!! You didn't think I was gonna say spider, did you?!
I FOOLED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

xoxo*HannaH*oxox

Bat Attack!!!!!!

Today I went with my mom to the Fernwood Talent Show auditions (Harrison and Arlie's school) and had a very unpleasant encounter. When we got out of the car, we heard a loud, "SCREEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!" which scared us to death. When we looked up, we saw a big bat flying around. There must have been something wrong with that bat, because it was LOUD!!! So we went inside, and realized that the door was locked. My mom made me go back outside to find the janitor, and as I was knocking on his door, the bat flew right past my head! Terrified, I booked it back to my mom. When we were leaving later that night, my mom and I were joking around, saying, "What if it's in the car?!" at which my mom continued to make fluttering wing noises. She likes to traumatize me. How rude!

The Wonders of Youtube

If Arlie faints in excitement, I won't be surprised. I was on Youtube, and I came across a video with a link to somebody's Youtube channel. This somebody is............drumroll.........Georgie Henley!!!!! For those of you who don't know who that is, she plays Lucy in Narnia. Well, I sent her a message, and she responded! I left Arlie a note in her room this morning, saying that Georgie said hi to her. She obviously got the note, because when she got home today, she took one look at me, then galloped down the hallway screaming, "GEORGIE HENLEY!!!!!" It was really funny. Then Harrison made me send Georgie the video of them dancing, which, by the way, you can watch on Youtube. Just type in ChaosTimesSix. Make sure to get all the capital letters in the right spot. Check back for more!

xoxo*HannaH*oxox
P.S.: It's snowing. Again.

Abstinence Assembly

Last Friday, the 8th and 9th graders at my school had to go to an assembly about abstinence and relationships. The guy who gave the speech was HILARIOUS!!!!! I think my favorite part was when he was talking about the difference between a guy's greeting and a girl's greeting. He was like, "When a guy sees his friend in the hall, he says, 'Sup brother-from-another-mother', then proceeds to punc the guy in the arm. It's a "friendly punch." But when a girl sees their friend in the hall, what does she do?" He then proceeded to, and I kid you not, throw his arms out in front of him and scream the most girlish scream that I have ever heard a 55-year-old do. I almost wet my pants. My second favorite part was when he was talking about why guys say things to girls that other guys would find funny. His example was saying to a girl, "Your so ugly you could make a train take a dirt road! HAHAHAHA!!! Wasn't that funny?!" My friend turned to me and said, "Hannah, every time I see you, I'm gonna say that!" and I said, "Thanks, Hailey. And every time you say that, your gonna get a fork in your arm. HAHAHAHA!!! Wasn't that funny?!" Ha. I'm awesome. And last but not least, my least favorite part of the assembly. We were informed by the speaker that guys think about...it...at least 20 times. Per day. Well, my best guy friend, Drew, was sitting right next to me. He also happened to be the only guy in our section of seats. We all turned and looked at him. He just kinda shrank down in his seat. Awkward! But all in all, it was a good assembly. Yet awkward.........