Saturday, February 28, 2009

Not. Funny.


So tonight I was home alone with Arlie, Arlie's best friend Rylie, and Harrison. The parents were at shop chocolate factory tour thing and Hayley was up the street at a birthday party. Harrison was watching tv, Arlie and Rylie were playing with clay, and I was on the computer, when we suddenly hear loud banging and tapping on the office window. This made me jump out of my seat, because I was in the office. Harrison started calling my name in a panicked voice, and when I go to find him, Arlie ran over to me and started freaking out. I told them that it was probably just our parents or Hayley trying to freak us out. Then we heard banging on the door and walls, Arlie and Rylie burst into tears, and Harrison flung a phone at me, telling me to call 911. Instead, I called my mom and asked her where she was. She said that she was still at the factory, so I told her what was happening. She told me that she was going to call our neighboor, Jason, and tell him to check on us. This made me feel better, because Jason would beat anyone who was trying to scare us to a pulp in 30 seconds flat. In other words, he kicks a**. As soon as I hung up the phone, we heard calm knocking on the door. We knew it couldn't be Jason, because it hadn't even been 3 seconds since I hung up the phone. The knocking then got louder, louder, and louder. I got so mad that I went to the door, flung it open, and when I saw Hayley and her friends laughing, I yelled, "You guys made Arlie cry!" You should have seen the smiles drop off their faces! Then they all started apologizing, and Arlie wouldn't let Hayley touch her. I said, "You better call Mommy, because Jason's on his way over." So she apologized to Jason, and the whole group left, after apologizing to Arlie and us.

The reason we were so scared is because it was like dejavu. A few years ago, Hayley was in charge of about 5 kids, including me, because our parents were at supper club. Our neighbor, DeVon, decided it would be hilarious to ding-dong-ditch us, then knock on our windows. So it was basically the exact same thing. I'm mad because I know that Hayley was terrified that night. She was the one in charge of all the kids, as was I tonight. So she basically put me in the same position as she was in. And now she is probably going to kill me for writing about this, but I say she deserves it. Not funny Hayley.
xoxo*HannaH*oxox

Just a little poem

Everyone I tell this to thinks it's hilarious.

Spider spider on the wall
Have you got no sense at all?
Don't you know that wall's been plastered?
Get off that wall you stupid spider!

HA!!!! You didn't think I was gonna say spider, did you?!
I FOOLED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

xoxo*HannaH*oxox

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Bat Attack!!!!!!

Today I went with my mom to the Fernwood Talent Show auditions (Harrison and Arlie's school) and had a very unpleasant encounter. When we got out of the car, we heard a loud, "SCREEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!" which scared us to death. When we looked up, we saw a big bat flying around. There must have been something wrong with that bat, because it was LOUD!!! So we went inside, and realized that the door was locked. My mom made me go back outside to find the janitor, and as I was knocking on his door, the bat flew right past my head! Terrified, I booked it back to my mom. When we were leaving later that night, my mom and I were joking around, saying, "What if it's in the car?!" at which my mom continued to make fluttering wing noises. She likes to traumatize me. How rude!

Monday, February 9, 2009

The Wonders of Youtube

If Arlie faints in excitement, I won't be surprised. I was on Youtube, and I came across a video with a link to somebody's Youtube channel. This somebody is............drumroll.........Georgie Henley!!!!! For those of you who don't know who that is, she plays Lucy in Narnia. Well, I sent her a message, and she responded! I left Arlie a note in her room this morning, saying that Georgie said hi to her. She obviously got the note, because when she got home today, she took one look at me, then galloped down the hallway screaming, "GEORGIE HENLEY!!!!!" It was really funny. Then Harrison made me send Georgie the video of them dancing, which, by the way, you can watch on Youtube. Just type in ChaosTimesSix. Make sure to get all the capital letters in the right spot. Check back for more!

xoxo*HannaH*oxox
P.S.: It's snowing. Again.