Abstinence Assembly

Last Friday, the 8th and 9th graders at my school had to go to an assembly about abstinence and relationships. The guy who gave the speech was HILARIOUS!!!!! I think my favorite part was when he was talking about the difference between a guy's greeting and a girl's greeting. He was like, "When a guy sees his friend in the hall, he says, 'Sup brother-from-another-mother', then proceeds to punc the guy in the arm. It's a "friendly punch." But when a girl sees their friend in the hall, what does she do?" He then proceeded to, and I kid you not, throw his arms out in front of him and scream the most girlish scream that I have ever heard a 55-year-old do. I almost wet my pants. My second favorite part was when he was talking about why guys say things to girls that other guys would find funny. His example was saying to a girl, "Your so ugly you could make a train take a dirt road! HAHAHAHA!!! Wasn't that funny?!" My friend turned to me and said, "Hannah, every time I see you, I'm gonna say that!" and I said, "Thanks, Hailey. And every time you say that, your gonna get a fork in your arm. HAHAHAHA!!! Wasn't that funny?!" Ha. I'm awesome. And last but not least, my least favorite part of the assembly. We were informed by the speaker that guys think about...it...at least 20 times. Per day. Well, my best guy friend, Drew, was sitting right next to me. He also happened to be the only guy in our section of seats. We all turned and looked at him. He just kinda shrank down in his seat. Awkward! But all in all, it was a good assembly. Yet awkward.........

Yay Me!!!

So I had another appointment at Children's Hospital today for my arthritis. And guess what? It's practically gone! I basically only have it bad in my knees. But I stopped taking the medicine a while ago and I didn't really notice the difference. So I don't have to take it anymore. Woop WOOP!!!!! Yay me!!!

The Story of Our Life

So us kids came up with this crazy idea that my mom should write a book of our life and call it Chaos Times Six. We thought it would be even cooler if the book were made into a movie. So now I have this fun little fantasy. For the last few days I have been looking up actors and actresses that could play us in a movie. For now, I have Nicholas Cage as my dad, Matt Damon as Jeff, Tina Fey as my mom, Shailene Woodley as Hayley, Georgie Henley as me, Elle Fanning as Arlie, and Jonah Bobo as Harrison. I will post pictures of the people who would play the kids (Left to right: Shailene Woodley, Georgie Henley, Ele Fanning, and Jonah Bobo). I know this will probably never happen, but hey, ya gotta dream sometime.

xoxo*HannaH*oxox

P.S.: We now have a youtube account called ChaosTimesSix